4 College Students

One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to
The Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean.. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test... They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ......... .. (2 MARKS)

Q.2. Which tire burst? (98 MARKS)
A) Front Left
B) Front Right
C) Back Left
D) Back Right.....!! !

True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992

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DEAR FRND

I can’t give you solutions to all of life’s problems, doubts, or fears.
But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers.
I can’t keep your feet from stumbling.
I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall.
Your j...oys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;
Yet I can share in your laughter.
Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;
I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask.
I can’t prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me.
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Campus recruitment 2010-2011 begins: Accenture violates Nasscom rule

IT firms TCS, Infosys and Wipro are accusing have accused Accenture of violating campus recruitment norms. They accuse that Accenture has begun campus recruitment a full one semester year ahead and violated the Nasscom norms.
Even a couple of years back, IT companies used to hire engineering graduates a year before they passed out. However, Nasscom asked top colleges last year to postpone their placement season to the final semester. This was done to ensure that software firms would go in for just- in-time hiring, to ensure that they do not over hire in an environment where project pipelines were under pressure.
Owing to this rule the campus placement had begun only during the last semester for the students. Nasscom had written to all IT firms asking them to continue this trend for the current year also.But IT firms allege that Accenture had violated this directive by giving offer letters to students in a couple of colleges based in Pune and Ahmedabad.The colleges where Accenture has given offer letters are Sinhgad group of institutions in Pune and Dhirubhai Ambani Institute of Information and Communication in Gujarat. Two people involved in the placement process at these two institutes confirmed that Accenture had issued offer letters.
Will other companies also follow suit with Accenture or stick on with Nasscom rule? Either ways, IT industry is back and back in a big way as we have been reporting.

Infosys rejects 94% of applications it received: Jobs at Infosys

It is the time of the year, when college exams are over and those passed out are on the hunt for the job. India’s second largest IT company,Infosys, a dream company to many, maintained its reputation of being a dream company. It received a whooping 4,00,812 applications from prospective employees, out of which around 77,000 applicants underwent written test, approximately 61,000 were interviewed and 26,200 job offers were made in the fiscal year 2009-10. Which is only 6 percent of the total applications received.

To divulge further, out of the 26,200 offers made, 18,905 joined the company. Besides, the net addition, after taking into account the attrition during the year, to the company’s payroll was 6,837 employees in the fiscal ended March 31, 2010. Which means out of the total offers made, 72 percent of people joined, which clearly are signs of a much improved market with umpteen number of opportunities.
Including its subsidiaries, Infosys employed approximately 1,13,800 employees at the end of last fiscal.
The company recruits new students from premier universities, colleges and institutes in India and through need-based hiring of project leaders and middle managers. Besides, it has also begun selective recruitment at campuses in the US, the UK, Australia and China.
It claims to “rely on a rigorous selection process involving a series of aptitude tests and interviews to identify the best applicants. This selection process is continually assessed and refined based on performance tracking of past recruits.” -->

Companies , Brands & Their Taglines

Companies , Brands & Their Taglines

Companies , Brands & Their Taglines

MRF - Tyres with Muscle

CEAT - Born Tough

EBAY - The World's Online Market Place

AMAZON.COM - Earth's Biggest BookStore

TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job -

BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing

Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion

Windows XP - Do More with Less

HP-Invent - Everything is Possible

Accenture - High Performance. Delivered

IBM - ON DEMAND

LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.

Apple Macintosh - Think Different.

TCS - Beyond the Obvious

Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values;
Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability

WIPRO - Applying Thought

Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.

Macromedia - What the web can be.

FORD – Built for the Road Ahead

GM – Only GM.

BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine

TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection

HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way

HONDA - The Power of Dreams

SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897.

VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted

FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT

TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car

IBM - I think, therefore IBM.

Dell - Easy as DELL.

Intel - Intel inside.

LEE - The jeans that built America

Master card - There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MASTERCARD.

Kotak - Think Investments. Think Kotak.

Sun Microsystems - The Network is the Computer

Ernst and Young - Quality in Everything we Do

Barclays - Fluent in Finance; Its our business to know your business

Standard Chartered Bank - Your Right Partner

CNBC - Profit from it

AT&T - The World's Networking Company

Monster.com - Never Settle

Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying

Lufthansa - There's no better to fly

British airways - The Way to Fly.

Air Canada - A breath of Fresh Air

Sahara - Emotionally yours.

Malaysian Airlines - Going Beyond Expectations

Kingfisher Airlines - Fly the good times

Exxon Mobil - Taking on the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges

Chevron Corporation - Human Energy

Reliance industries Limited - Growth is Life

British Petroleum - Beyond Petroleum

ONGC - Making Tomorrow Brighter

IOCL - Bringing Energy to Life

BPCL - Pure for Sure

IBP - Pure bhi. Poora bhi

GAIL - Gas and Beyond

Essar corp - A positive a++itude

Speed - High Performance Petrol

Servo - 100 % Performance. Everytime.

NDTV Profit - News you can Use.

Toyota Innova -All you Desire.

Star Sports - We know your game

Life. Research. Hope - DR. REDDY'S LABORATORIES

The difference lies in our DNA - BIOCON

Caring for life - CIPLA

The Edge is Efficiency - (Bombay Stock Exchange )

The world puts its stock in us - NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

Stock market for the digital world (NASDAQ)

Tomorrow Market's Today. (Singapore Stock Exchange, SGX)

Have You Met Life Today - Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife.

The Power on your side - Allianz Group

Growing and Protecting your wealth - Prudential Insurance Company

We know Money - AIG or American International Group Insurance Company

Your Partner for life - Max NewYork Life Insurance

Positively Different. - Standard Insurance Company Limited.

India's International Bank -- Bank of Baroda

Good People to Bank with -- Union Bank of India

Higher Standards -- Bank of America

You and Us -- UBS

The Citi Never Sleeps -- CITIGROUP or CITIBANK

Where Vision Gets Built -- Lehman Brothers

The World's Local Bank -- HSBC

A Passion to Perform -- Deutsche Bank

Making More Possible -- ABN AMRO Bank

The Magazine of the Corporate World - BUSINESS INDIA

For Managing Tomorrow - BUSINESS TODAY

Intelligent Computing - CHIP

Your Technology Navigator - DIGIT

Play the Game - BUSINESS WORLD

Journalism of Courage - The Indian EXPRESS

The Power of Knowledge - THE ECONOMIC TIMES

The Name India trusts for News - HINDUSTAN TIMES

Read a Bestseller everyday - THE DAILY TELEGRAPH

Like. No. Other. - SONY

Everyone's Invited or Its hard to Imagine - SAMSUNG

Life's Good - LG

The Indian Multinational - VIDEOCON

Born in Japan Entertaining The World - SANSUI

Inspired Living - HAIER

Sense and Simplicity - PHILLIPS

The Perfect Experience - JVC

Choose Freedom - TOSHIBA

Always low prices. Always. - WALMART

Like no other store in the world - BLOOMINGDALES

You can do it. We can Help. - HOME DEPOT

Every Little Helps - TESCO

The spirit of Commerce - METRO

Costs less to get more - KROGER

Is se sasta aur Achcha kahee nahee milenga - BIG BAZAAR

The stuff of life. - KMART

Shop. Eat. Celebrate - CENTRAL

Shaping the future of steel - MITTAL STEEL

Steel solutions for a better world - ARCELOR

We make things which make India proud - LARSEN and TOUBRO

Forever new Frontiers - BOEING

The Miracles of Science - DUPONT

Everyday Solutions - COMPTRON and GREAVES

Pride of Steel - VIZAG STEEL

Powering a Greener Tomorrow. - SUZLON ENERGY

Where will you be - THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

An Adventure 65 Million Years In The Making - JURASSIC PARK

Collide With Destiny. - TITANIC

Come and Fall in LOVE - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jaayenge

At the edge of the world, his journey begins - CAST AWAY

The greatest Story ever told. - SHOLAY

When Good is not good enough. - CHEVROLET AVEO

The New Sign of Success. - McDowells Signature

Dare to Dream - BANK OF RAJASTHAN

Welcome to a Cashless World.- SBI DEBIT CARD

Exceed Your Vision - EPSON

Be Fearless. - SYMANTEC

Much more to do, with YOU in focus.- ANDHRA BANK